Welcome, Crawler. Earth is already paste. These two are not. Yet.
A field guide to things that want you dead. Some already got other people.
Wear it. Regret it. Keep the Crocs.
The production staff loves mail. The AI loves it more if you mention feet. It will not fix the loot table. It will request a pedicure cam. Tell us what we got wrong. Do not expect a prize.
You are about to spoil your own fun. The show loves that.
Try not to die